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Oh my god.
gay marriage should be legal or whatever also buy my albums
reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
“I’m still in the guest-star mentality, where I’m just grateful. Like, on the Parks and Recreation set, I still feel like I’m a guest star. Being a fan of the show, it’s really surreal to be on the set and see that it’s not real, and getting to know the actors and they’re not their characters. I’m still kind of in that mindset, most of the time.”
im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die
doesn’t matter, had sex
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This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore